St. wrote:

>     Yeah well, something isn't ringing the happy bells with me. I mean who 
> the hell lets a stranger move into their house and then sleep in the same 
> bed as their daughter when they've ONLY JUST MET!! WHO?!
> 
>     No one normal, that's for sure. Should be interesting.

Er, yeah, that *does* seem pretty off-the-wall, IMHO...

>  Yep, but you do know that there's a teen culture in the UK that says they 
> 'have' to have sex? It's almost a right of passage with their peers, (or 
> is), and this is the trap that my son fell into. He just couldn't be left 
> out of the pack now could  he, eh?
> 
>    Frickin' Fool.

Yeah, I know what you mean...

I actually remember some dude at school telling me "Hey man, you should 
start smoking. Nobody would ever expect a little yes-boy like you to do 
something like that. It'd make people respect you." As you can see, I 
immediately took up this insightful offer... o_O

>       Yeah, not pretty until you're holding the babe in your arms. The worst 
> part of it is listening to the other women in other rooms screaming and 
> swearing (and I mean SWEARING) their heads off - it sounds SO much worse 
> than it does for your wife, (at least in my experience, that is).

Heh. Reminds me of that film I saw. Guy and his girl just sitting around 
in the maternity ward, late evening. They're just quietly talking when 
they hear some screaming in the background. And the two of them are 
looking at each other trying not to kill themselves laughing. Eventually 
the guy is, like, "haha... ha... aww, poor lady... man!"

>> (And at all these events, I remember thinking "what the HELL?? I can't 
>> even get *near* a girl! WTF am I doing so catastrophically wrong?!")
> 
>       Nothing apart from not getting to know someone better. From what you 
> say above, you DO know some girls, you obviously met these girls at some 
> point and got on ok with them, so maybe you're a bit fussy in what you 
> expect for a girlfriend? I don't know...

I met these three girls and got on VERY BADLY with them. As in, I wanted 
nothing to do with them, and they hated me back. I just wanted to stay 
the hell *away*. (And, given what I've just told you, can you blame me??)

>>>     Ah, shucks mate, when it happens, it will happen. It will hit you 
>>> like a bolt of lightening. And it *will* happen.
>> So... I'll be fried to a human crisp? O_O
> 
>       Have you ever looked a girl in the eye for 20/30 seconds? Apparently, 
> if they do the same back, then you're in with half a chance, so go look a 
> few women in the eye.

Hmm. I just saw our accountant walk past in a cute little purple skirt. 
Maybe I should go stalk - uh, follow her...?

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